‘Here are a few archaic London laws to make you laugh…It is illegal to drive cows through London streets, to enter the House of Parliament in a suit of armour or to shake carpets out of the windows!’

Union Chapel Night Club in N1

‘Now it is time to spend all night partying before hitting your comfortable bed back at the Trebovir Hotel…voted the best in London by Timeout is the Union Chapel night club in Compton Avenue, Islington, N1. It is located in a Grade 1 Listed Chapel but offers the best entertainment of the 21st century!’

Peruvian Restaurant!!

A friend of a friend of a friend(!) has opened a new Peruvian restaurant at 17 Frith Street in Soho called Ceviche, serving all the Peruvian specialities like Ceviche!! The local cocktail called Pisco Sour is a must, actually several are a must, made from grape brandy with lots of other bad things in it!’

The Face of Courage at Royal Air Force Museum!!

‘Time to be proud to be British…and if you are not British you can learn about our incredible history by visiting an exhibition at the Royal Air Force Museum, Graham Park Way, NW9 5LL, called “ The Face of Courage: Portraits of the British at War 1940-1945 by Eric Kennington”. All about armed forces and civilians putting up with being bombed!’